nonexistentgaydar:

masteronyx:

I made something

This is actually really uplifting and sweet

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

geekmom13:

drarrymylove:

dillyt:

Do you remember?

blowmycandle:

Anyway here’s some of my favorite hurricane Florence facebook events

trashfolk:

Pokémon GO: Nuzlocke Challenge.

keenblade9:

medieisme:

cosmictuesdays:

trynottodrown:

zooophagous:

bugcthulhu:

filbypott:

rafzombie:

i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi

I thought it was a giant squid.

holy shit they get this big?

They do get this big! They also tame relatively easily and are surprisingly docile animals. Its popular to swim with them in many beachy areas. As long as you’re not stupid and mean to them, your odds of being hurt by them are very low.

I had the opportunity to swim with a school of them on a sandbar once and I must say they are very aggreeable animals, though they do have the tendency to mob you if you have food, and they can be quite heavy. Still very pleasant animals.

ha cthulhu

Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”

I read today that stingrays recently passed the mirror test: they recognize their own reflection, potentially implying they have some concept of self.

reinaryugu:

volcel-official:

Reclaim your birthright, gentlemen

When people say boys will be boys this is what it really means

los-signoss:

“Mírate ahora, qué bien estás desde que decidiste crear tu propia felicidad en lugar de esperarla.”

— Leo, Cancer, Libra, acuario, sagitario.

lymphonodge2:

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

Remember when people cared about Kony?

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

Remember the Alamo?

Remember the Titans?

remember who you are

coolmanfromthepast:

trashytoclassy:

aestheticsandyou:

Didn’t Attila the Hun also have a meteorite sword?

cause a weapon made from a rock from the heavens is fucking tight now and it was cool then too you losers

INTERPLANETARY DEATH STICK FROM THE GODS